A tribute to the hundreds of parties at my erstwhile residence D First East, Patel or more aptly: ‘DFE Bar’.
“What we said”
*and what we meant*
“I’m in control”
*I’m having fun*
“Nahi be aaj nahi, mujhe sona hai”
*Unlike you losers, I’ve got something better to do tonight*
“18 till I die”
*Wish I was a star like Bryan Adams*
“Idhar aa, mujhe tujhe thapad maarna hai”
*I’m drunk and I can get away with it*
“Tu pee sale, paise main deta hoon”
*I hope you’ll do the same when I’m broke*
“Yeh beer mug phekte hain sale, kitne ki hogi 20 rupaye, 30 rupaye?”
*Let it be known, I’m really drunk*
“Ek quarter aur mangaate hain”
*Damn! Everybody else is more drunk than me, need to catch up quick*
“Aakhri hai chal bottoms up maarte hain”
*Lets hope this last one knocks us out*
“Isko room tak kaun leke jayega?”
*Not me, I don’t want his pukey mouth slobbering on my shoulder*
“Isko yahin pade rehne do”
*Me neither*
“Aaj ***** ki m** c*** doonga”
*I really won’t do anything like that, just break some furniture in frustration instead*
“Oye 2nd year, upper aa, bhondu pata hai?”
*Tag! You’re it!*
“Mujhe puke maarna hai”
*Party’s over for me, you may need to carry me home *
“Abe, I love you be”
*Abe I love you be*
Cheers to all DFE partying everywhere, may it never end!
This just in: J. in a hep bar in Mumbai, on being served a tequila shot,
“Abe itna kam kya be ...charnaamrit de rahe ho kya "
“What we said”
*and what we meant*
“I’m in control”
*I’m having fun*
“Nahi be aaj nahi, mujhe sona hai”
*Unlike you losers, I’ve got something better to do tonight*
“18 till I die”
*Wish I was a star like Bryan Adams*
“Idhar aa, mujhe tujhe thapad maarna hai”
*I’m drunk and I can get away with it*
“Tu pee sale, paise main deta hoon”
*I hope you’ll do the same when I’m broke*
“Yeh beer mug phekte hain sale, kitne ki hogi 20 rupaye, 30 rupaye?”
*Let it be known, I’m really drunk*
“Ek quarter aur mangaate hain”
*Damn! Everybody else is more drunk than me, need to catch up quick*
“Aakhri hai chal bottoms up maarte hain”
*Lets hope this last one knocks us out*
“Isko room tak kaun leke jayega?”
*Not me, I don’t want his pukey mouth slobbering on my shoulder*
“Isko yahin pade rehne do”
*Me neither*
“Aaj ***** ki m** c*** doonga”
*I really won’t do anything like that, just break some furniture in frustration instead*
“Oye 2nd year, upper aa, bhondu pata hai?”
*Tag! You’re it!*
“Mujhe puke maarna hai”
*Party’s over for me, you may need to carry me home *
“Abe, I love you be”
*Abe I love you be*
Cheers to all DFE partying everywhere, may it never end!
This just in: J. in a hep bar in Mumbai, on being served a tequila shot,
“Abe itna kam kya be ...charnaamrit de rahe ho kya "
